Astronaut Anecdotes

First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman: So do I, it must be launch time !

How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
Rocket

What should an astronaut do when he gets dirty?
Take a meteor shower

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

How does a robot shave ?
With a laser blade !

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar

What happens to astronauts who misbehave?
They're grounded

Did you hear the one about the spaceship?
It was out of this world

What do you call a space magician?
A flying saucerer

What kind of Star Wars toy can you ride?
A Toy-Yoda

When is the moon not hungry?
When it is full

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