Science Jokes

Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai ,spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai
Neutron : mere pass..... MAAs hai

What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom... BaNaNa

Q:What do you get when you put 2 iron atoms & cobalt in mixer
CoFFee

Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2:how u feel?
Atom 1: positive

What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

Its OK.

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees"

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?

OMg!!

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

Einstein: I found u Newton !!
Newton: U are Wrong.
I am not Newton.
As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq.
So I am Pascal..
Einstein:!!!!!

International Scientific Question
Qu: On Heating which liquid becomes solid ?
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China: no any such type of answer found in books
UK: not found on net
US: meaningless question
France: don't know answer

A student from I.I.N. : Dosa !!

Science Professor: "If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth to mouth breathing, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession..."
Any Questions..?
STUDENTS: "How to make her unconscious??" History sir was on leave. So science sir was asked 2 set the paper.
The very 1st Question shocked the students.......
Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts. Teacher to Student - what is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?
? Student - jimbak alak chik dadi bamba
Teacher - i didn't get you
Student - same here mam. The greatest scientists of all times were invited to a conference ...
* Newton said he'd drop in.
* Descartes said he'd think about it.
* Ohm resisted the idea.
* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.
* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.
* Volta was electrified at the prospect
* Pavlov positively drooled at the thought.
* Ampere was worried he wasn't current.
* Audobon said he'd have to wing it.
* Edison thought it would be illuminating.
* Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend.
* Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.
* Dr Jekyll declined - he said he hadn't been feeling himself lately.
* Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."
* Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetism.
* Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.
* Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam.
* Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
Aryabhatta zeroed in... Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!
Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
It was OK.
Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your back, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks : how much for a drink ?
The bartender says .. For you , no charge !
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?"
The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light. Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive.
Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt!
CoFFee
What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...
A BaNaNa
Q:Why did a scientist install a door knocker?
A:coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!
Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:-
Alia bhatt = Ab 'MARS' wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..
Rahul gandhi = Mein mars se chunav ladunga...
Priyanka Gandhi = We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah..
Anil ambani = my ipl team cricketers will be from MARS. I will name it after my wife's name "MARS TINA HOTTERS".
Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities...
Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi's government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..
Geelani = We want Mars free from India...
Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..
Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada balaatkaar hote hai. Hamar media naahi batavat hai..
And the best statement comes from pakistan
Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange le lawange le lawange ....

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