Engineers Feats Joke
An engineering student attended a medical exam by mistake. See his answers...
1. Antibody - One who hates his body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings .
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Urology: the study of european people
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards
11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.
12.Chicken Pox- A dish
13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's city
14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works
15.parotitis : inflammation of parrot
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
"If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines
and
If it is short, stay away from the engineers.
A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
Doctor used to give her a rose daily and engineer used to give the girl an apple.
Girl got confused and asked engineer : There is a meaning of giving rose in Love. Why are you giving apple ?
Engineer answered : Because "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
One Engineer could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside.. get treatment for Rs. 300... if not treated get back Rs. 1000 One Doctor thinks this is a good
opportunity to earn Rs. 1000 and goes to clinic.
Doctor : I have lost taste in eating
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Patient (Doctor) : This is Petrol
Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me Rs. 300 Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money
Doctor : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Doctor : But this medicine for taste of the tongue
Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees Rs. 300. Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days
Doctor : My eyesight is become weak.
Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this Rs. 1000
Doctor : But this is Rs. 500 Note
Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees Rs. 300
Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!
"I have invented a computer that's almost human."
"You mean, it can think?"
"No. But when it makes a mistake, it can put the blame on another computer."
What is the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?
A mechanical engineer builds weapons. A civil engineer builds targets.
Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It had to be a mechanical engineer look at all the joints."
The second said, "No, it must have been an electrical engineer the central nervous system is a miracle of millions of electrical connections."
The third said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline right through a recreational area?"
Who started this?
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional.
The Doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman?"
"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world."
"Wait," said the engineer. "The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter chaos?"
"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked the lawyer.
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